Last night, I was smoking a cigarette in front of the bar and some guy was talking to me and we were having a nice conversation when out of fucking nowhere he leaned in to kiss me. I pulled back gave him a face and said “Excuse me, we’ve been talking for like 3 minutes, so that’s pretty forward. I’ve been 23 years old for an hour and 52 minutes and maybe when I was 22 I would have let that slide and kissed you back but now I’m a lady!”
Sometimes I rule so much.
